Moofas

Sally sat at hunched over her laptop, belly full of Moofas and pondering the thought of Holy Tea.

Moofas= some crazy term her mother uses to describe "healthy fats" such as olive oil, almonds, flax oil...so on and so forth.

Holy tea= the most "too good to be true" tea scam I've ever heard of. Besides that it looks suspiciously similiar to "milk thistle" which is a great liver detoxifier, but I don't think it tackles this long and lengthy list:

• take inches off their belly and reduce fat everywhere (without dieting or giving up any favorite foods)
• feel more energy and enjoy life more
• restore mental clarity and improve memory diminished by too many toxins in the blood
• get relief from allergies and hay fever
• clean out pharmaceutical or recreational drug residues and heavy metals
• clean out nicotine and second-hand smoke deposits
• assist with a stop smoking program
• keep the colon, kidneys, liver, and lungs healthy and clean
• improve digestion and absorption of nutrients
• help detoxify chemicals created by parasites, fungi, yeast, and bad bacteria in the colon and digestive tract
• remove parasites such as worms and flukes from the colon
• help remove toxins from the blood, organs, and entire digestive system
• restore the natural balance of 80% probiotic bacteria to 20% yeast, to improve digestion and assimilation of nutrients
• restore regularity and reduce auto-intoxification
• end constipation, hard stools, and hemorrhoids
• help relieve digestive ailments such as Acid Reflux (GERD), Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn's Disease, Diverticulitis, Colitis
• clear skin conditions and body odor caused by internal toxins being excreted through sweat glands
• have skin which is healthy, soft, and younger-looking
• aid in reducing high LDL cholesterol and hypertension

I really think they may have taken the "detoxifying" list a tad bit too far, I mean this is just ridiculous. Colitis and hypertension, mixed in with some IBS?

Sally was immediately distracted by the one cat in the household that decided laying sprawled out smack dab in the center of the kitchen floor was not his idea of fun. Instead he's pacing around the house "moaning" as she calls it. It's a peculiar and half cute type of noise that resembles a purrr slash meow.

The cat is in heat. It makes sense. He's becoming a cat sans kitten and wants to entertain his manhood.

Wait no......he's fixed. Well because of this then he's just being annoying and acting immature.

Bad kitty. Baaaaaaad kitty.

OOOF! Sally's belly turns as her meditarrean pasta tries to settle.

"God damn moofas!" Sally mumbles to herself as she tries to shoo the psuedo in heat cat out of the dining room.

I guess it's time to face the sunshine and brave the last day of a Minnesota Spring.

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ps. I am working on compiling a cook book. :) Look for it soon. I'm gonna be the next up and coming Rachel Ray.

mmmm.hmmmmm.


ps. I'm buying a house soon. well fairly soon. like next 6 months soon.

YAY!

ps. I'm working six days/nights a week and work at Bulldog NE and Keegans Irish Pub both in NE minneapolis.

COME VISIT!

ps. Baxter still hates me.

:)